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Monday, March 19, 2007
300 : Men With Muscular Boobs.
Sorry for the lack of updates of I-Bite. I dunno who I am saying sorry to-lah, but anyway, :) today, since that I'm home alone, I decided to make a short funny/irrelevant review on the latest spartan movie "300".
So here it goes...
1. Do you notice that how well-shaped are the spartan army?
Their abdomens look amazingly similar to one another, with 8 packs of muscles below two strong muscular boobs. It was so similar i somehow assume that these "muscular abdomens" are actually some sort of suit. U know, the technology can fake almost everything these days, so these minor stuffs are no wonder.
2. If you still remember how the Persian King look like, you may be surprise by how amazingly handsome the real person is. (check out http://cheeserland.com for the real person picture).Even guys can salivate looking at the picture And of course, his height is the real deal. 190cm he stands, can make any Malaysian looks like a dwarf!
3. And then there is this part where the captain's son got slaughtered by a anonymous rider, why didn't the Spartans kill the lone ranger? Immediately after the rider killed the captain's son, he disappeared almost instantaneously from the screen. What a lucky day for him huh?
4. Surprisingly, the censorship board was quite lenient this time. They didn't censor the oracle almost see through piece of cloth part, and the part where the Persian King was bribing the hunchback ugly guy, which includes some almost naked dancers and something like that. But they did censored the part where Leonidas making out with wife and when the wife was being forced to give herself to the betrayer. Someone is the cinema even shouted "potong steam!". Hilariously farney these ppl are.
5. And me myself, especially loves the moment which the Queen took a long sword and poke it through the betrayer's body at an immediate reaction to her being accuse as a slut. Fuh, if only every bad person's deserve such thing, the wolrd will be a better place.
I think that's enuff for now. Can't think much actaully, very very the tired.
And oh, goodluck to the people having exams this week. All the best yo! ;)
So here it goes...
1. Do you notice that how well-shaped are the spartan army?
Their abdomens look amazingly similar to one another, with 8 packs of muscles below two strong muscular boobs. It was so similar i somehow assume that these "muscular abdomens" are actually some sort of suit. U know, the technology can fake almost everything these days, so these minor stuffs are no wonder.
2. If you still remember how the Persian King look like, you may be surprise by how amazingly handsome the real person is. (check out http://cheeserland.com for the real person picture).
3. And then there is this part where the captain's son got slaughtered by a anonymous rider, why didn't the Spartans kill the lone ranger? Immediately after the rider killed the captain's son, he disappeared almost instantaneously from the screen. What a lucky day for him huh?
4. Surprisingly, the censorship board was quite lenient this time. They didn't censor the oracle almost see through piece of cloth part, and the part where the Persian King was bribing the hunchback ugly guy, which includes some almost naked dancers and something like that. But they did censored the part where Leonidas making out with wife and when the wife was being forced to give herself to the betrayer. Someone is the cinema even shouted "potong steam!". Hilariously farney these ppl are.
5. And me myself, especially loves the moment which the Queen took a long sword and poke it through the betrayer's body at an immediate reaction to her being accuse as a slut. Fuh, if only every bad person's deserve such thing, the wolrd will be a better place.
I think that's enuff for now. Can't think much actaully, very very the tired.
And oh, goodluck to the people having exams this week. All the best yo! ;)
posted by gaL at 1:27 PM
2 Comments:
You wanan know why the spartans lost?? cause their body all tak bersatupadu like mine.
as the saying goes ,
together we stand , alone we fall
ur body very bersatu padu meh? like more berombak also rite? ^^
Got see the real person of the persian king not?
make me tsk tsk when i saw.
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